Please educate me! I was riding along in a nice little pack and the pace picked up and I was sucking in the air when suddenly the man in front fired a snot rocket. Now, I don't know what I did to the wind gods but it somehow ended up in my mouth!
I was in so much of a shock I stopped pedaling pulled over the side of the road and ralphed (threw up)... I looked up the pack was gone so I turned around and headed home. On the way back got a puncture, Plus the soft serve machine at maccas was out of order FML!
Why do people snot rocket? I don't get it...