It has come to my attention that there has been some serious transgressions of the White Lycra Code.
White lycra can be worn by very few.
As a general rule, the wearer must be taut, trim and totally terrific.
If the lycra is stretched so as to be see-through, it may be considered worse than wearing nothing.
I have found some examples of acceptable usage.
If you own white lycra, please print out the photos and place next to your mirror.
Before setting foot outside, look at self in mirror.
Look at picture.
If you do not exceed picture in overall attractiveness, go back to lycra cupboard and rethink choice.
If you have vision deficiencies, please correct these before making decision.
Follow the rules.
it is easier that way.
Even goats have standards.