schwarz wrote: There is definitely more than one of those floating around here.
I guess I'm one of 'em. I really like the books & articles by Lynn Truss
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Optimist, Pessimist, Contortionist: An Interview (by Demetri Martin)
Take a look at this glass...
Optimist: it's half full.
Pessimist: it's half empty.
Contortionist: I can fit both of my feet in there, no problem.
We found a mysterious package at your door.
Optimist: it's probably a gift.
Pessimist: it's a bomb.
Contortionist: its my friend Randy.
We found a lump on your neck.
Optimist: it's probably just a cyst.
Pessimist: oh god, I am going to die.
Contortionist: that's my toe.
The airline lost your luggage.
Optimist: oh well, they'll find it.
Pessimist: it's gone.
Contortionist: I know. I'm inside it.
That man looks like he's choking.
Optimist: I can save him.
Pessimist: it's probably to late.
Contortionist: been there. I once choked on my elbow.
What is your favorite snack?
Optimist: I love pretzels!
Pessimist: I don't eat food. It makes you fat.
Contortionist: did somebody say pretzel? Watch this...
Helgirl wrote:Canuck wrote:astroboy wrote:I'm in the camp of glass half full and worth drinking. :
Then your personal interpretation is crucial...
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