FREE COFFEE SCHEME ??
It's a conspiracy !!
First they give you free coffee to get you addicted, then soon you find yourself riding the streets continually looking for a fix. Then you get a faster/better/expensive n+1 bike to keep up with your 'needs' and your household budget goes to pot(s) ... of hand ground, 'appellation controllee', 'fair trade' coffee from the trendiest cafes in the most expensive bayside or inner city haunts!!
Eventually, when you've ruined your finances, your spouse is a 'cycling' widow (we know it's really the coffee...), normal family life is a distant memory and you're down to riding a broken down old tourer, you might end up at the former Mt Evelyn 'Cog' cafe
sucking down the caffeine off the saucer and moaning about the tardy service and average muffin quality...
Free coffee ? I don't think
Hey, I'm on fire this morning ... must be the two cups of ...TEA I had for breakfast !!