I thought I might compose a glossary. It should be kind of like a forum 'Wiki' Please add to it when desired.
HTFU - Harden The F$#@ Up
HAF - Hard As F@#$. Generally references three/four forumites who braved the BBC one horrible, cold & wet winter's day.
Team Idiot - A trio of forumites who participated in the HHCCC one year only to have one of the say "Which Idiot suggested this!"
PBK - ProBikeKit.com (Online shop)
Bonk - To bonk is to run out of energy whilst riding. No, it is not the term for, well, um, you know.
Bike Porn - any Cycling related catalogue, either paper- or soft-copy(no on intended
) with bikes that cost way way
more than your budget. Without treatment often leads to N=N+1.
N=N+1 - No. of bikes you need, which is always one more than you have.
Bike Bling - The result of looking at Bike Porn.
Pootle - A sub Max Heart Rate ride. Generally considered to be fun.
BBC - Belgian Beer Cafe. Commonly used to convey a pre-breakfast ride held on the last Saturday morning of each month
Beach Rd. - A well used/abused road that is riden every weekend.
NRR - North Rd Ride
MRR - Maling Rd Ride
1 in 20 - A hill climb that stretches along Mountain Highway from The Basin to Sassafras.
ATTA - Australian Time Trial Association. About half of the Victorian branch is made up of forummers
ATB - Around The Bay (in a Day)
GVBR - Great Victorian Bike Ride
GTBR - Great Tasmanian Bike Ride
AAC - Audax Alpine Classic
HHCCC - Holden High Country Cycling Classic
SWMBO - She Who Must be Obeyed... describing the female partner of many forumers, also sometimes referred to as the Financial Minister among other things.
PUI - Posting under the influence, see http://www.bv.com.au/forums/viewtopic.p ... highlight=
Off - ie a stack. coming off. with potential consequences of thighs and or elbows resembling a meatlovers pizza.
Crash to earth - see Off
I think you all get the idea.