My riding group has recently come under some serious lycra butt scrutiny....
First episode was on Chapel St round about Cup day. We stopped at traffic lights and a taxi load of young 'ladies' were leaning out the window waving their hands about wanting to grope one of the guys butts.
Well of course "Companion A" backed up to the taxi window and allowed the girls to cop a feel.
About two weeks later, funnily enough, on Chapel St again, a similar incident, when Companion B's butt was squeezed by a girl walking past when we were stopped at the lights.
In companion B's priceless words... "...And I didn't even have to back up!"
It's a jungle out there!