I am looking at my diversity policy to see if I can do anything about those vegetarian, lesbian, masocistic, religious, pregnant, non-Danish, hedonistic, vegan, homophobic, hetero-hugging, lactose-intolerant, steel-intolerant, BMC-licking, tea-drinking, agnostic, coffee-stealing, wheel-destroying, euro-trash, greenie, hansonite, red, huffy-scorning, weight-weenied, aetheistic, tooth-fairied, dont-like-up-hills/don't-like-flats, no hopers on the squad.
Suck it up, all of youse.
As with last year and the year before, and the year before that, I will certainly unavailable for this years dinner.
We are here to train, not to eat. It is not in the budget.
Even goats have standards.