Am I the only one, seriously?
Wiggo (A). I come close to appreciating his immense talent, and then I see a picture of his gallagheresc locks (B) which induces uncontrollable
feelings including the need to perform self flagellation, but normally ends up resulting in self flatulence instead.
At least if he is going to crank out comb-down sideburns and elven hair, he should fully commit as per the below (C), I mean, if he had moved
to permanent training base/residence at rivendell, and went to the same hairdresser as Elrond (D), i'd be like "oh sure, he is just trying to fit in with the
elf-clique", however I do not believe this is the case.
I am also led to believe the UCI have denied protour status for the 'Tour of Lothlorien' due to apparent
doping infringements with claimed excess use of lamas bread and rings of power in recent grand tour victories.
Exhibit A - The Wiggonator
Exhibit B - Long lost third gallagher?
Exhibit C - Whilst his A goal is no doubt TDF, I understand his B goal is to one day look like this.
Can someone please explain what you actually call this style of hair?
Exhibit D - Elrond rocking elven hair mega sideburns.
Xzibit: Serious responses only please.