it would help if they had subtitles...
It would help if you learnt English.
Some linguists would argue that Kiwi is the most advanced form of English on the planet due to it having undergone a second vowel shift (The main one being the Great Vowel Shift http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Vowel_Shift
Before the GVS English sounded more like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwZzWHvEtY8
Sounds like Double Dutch to me.